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Wednesday, 7 January 2015

CHARACTER KEYS
Dan Leno (1860 – 1904), born George Wild Galvin, dubbed the ‘Funniest Man on Earth’, was a star of the music halls in the 1880s, and one of the most popular pantomime dames of the 1890s.

"The King's Jester" as he became known, following a performance for Edward VII at Sandringham, pioneered a style of stand-up comedy featuring comic songs interspersed with character monologues, where he would talk directly to the audience. Leno managed to evoke a whole gallery of characters, based on minute observation, which conjured up the street life of London, where people gossiped on their doorsteps and through open windows.

To Dan Leno, a pantomime character was a real character; a character to be as carefully studied and
thought out as that of the emotionally complex nature of a heroine in a problem play.

Leno’s friend and first biographer, the pantomime librettist, J. 'Hickory' Wood (John J. Wood, 1859-1925), records in his book, ‘Dan Leno’ (Methuen & Co. 1905), that after going through his part of Sister Anne, in the pantomime ‘Bluebeard’, for the fifth time, Leno told him that he was "…afraid …very much afraid!". Wood asked Leno, if it was because he didn’t like the part, to which he replied, "Oh yes, I like the part very much. I see so much in it that I’m afraid I shall overdo it, and I don't want to do that."

This is echoed by English actor, Eddie Marsan, (‘Gangs of New York', ‘Sixty Six’, ‘Pierrepoint’, ‘Sherlock Holmes’, ‘Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows’, etc.),  who is quoted as saying, “There's no great mystery to acting. It's a very simple thing to do but you have to work hard at it. It's about asking questions and using your imagination. The trick to acting is not to show off it's to think the thoughts of the character.”

Stanley Baxter, noted for his exacting and demanding nature was, from the 1950s until his retirement in 1992, one of Britain's top pantomime dames. In an interview in the journal ‘Plays and Players’, December 1977, it is reported that “…in the evolution of a performance, he doesn’t think about where he’ll get laughs until a very late stage. The early work is concentrated on those dramatic high points that he regards as keys to his character’s development.”

Listen to ‘Stanley Baxter on Perfect Panto’ at - bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01nq670

I particularly like his opening statement about the acting side of pantomime, and the ‘Aladdin’ anecdote is priceless.

Have a look at the ‘Gracie Allen: Truth in Comedy’ on the Travalanche blog.- travsd.wordpress.com/2012/03/15/gracie-allen-truth-in-comedy/ -  where guest blogger, actor/writer, Lauren Milberger profiles one half of the brilliant Burns and Allen comedy duo.

Significant snippets include…

“Everything Gracie Allen the character said on stage, Gracie Allen the woman believed, and so in turn did the audience.”

“She didn’t think she was funny… “

“And once George ventured out on his own she reminded him of the lessons she had taught him when they first met - truthfulness. If he didn’t believe what he was saying, how could the audience?”

“George said he learned a lot from Gracie, but the most important was, “She taught me that you’ve got to make it sound like you’ve never said it before …” “

But there’s lots more.

It's quite easy to imitate a character or even an emotion, but you must give the audience more than that before you can call yourself an actor.

The aim of an actor should be to become a fully realised, three-dimensional character, with a credible history. The audience must believe the character you play is a real person and not a ludicrously inadequate or inaccurate imitation. They must believe what you say is real, and that you're not simply delivering lines, especially if you haven’t learnt or understood them properly.

“Until a character becomes a personality, it cannot be believed. Without personality, the character may do funny or interesting things, but unless people are able to identify themselves with the character, its actions will seem unreal. And without personality, a story cannot ring true to the audience.”  Walt Disney

So, to sum up... the show-offs should shove off. Hasta la bye-bye!

Wednesday, 31 December 2014


HAPPY NEW YEAR
...to all our reader!

May the sands of time never get in your lunch.



15 is a triangular number: 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5

A penguin swims at a speed of approximately 15 miles per hour.

The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".


Gosh! I’m a regular cycling Ophelia!


Monday, 29 December 2014

UN FUNNY?
(Do you gerrit?)

With the new year fast approaching, I know I should be optimistic, but it's decidedly difficult when you're aware of the way of the world.

Some time ago, whilst attending an outdoor professional sports event, where some chubby cheerleaders were struggling to strut their stuff to the accompaniment of a discordant din spewing from a sound system, I made the comment, “Modern music has hit a brick wall!” Nobody could hear what I was saying, of course! Later, whilst recounting the incident to my wife and explaining that the lasses were struggling to match their movements to the raucous racket that had neither tune nor time, I added… “Modern comedy as well!”

Reading some reviews of that ill-famed flick, ‘The Interview’, which has the unknown to me, James Franco, and the likewise, Seth Rogen, in the leading roles, I came across the following…

“But Mr. Franco mugs shamelessly to make sure we understand that he’s being funny, which he’s not, and the script as a whole turns a satirical—or at least farcical—premise into sour buffoonery. In the real world, a debate has been raging over what does and doesn’t constitute torture. In the movie world, there’s no debate; watching “The Interview” is torture from almost start to finish.

So how did such a turkey ever escape the studio lot? A significant part of the answer lies in the dumbing-down of the audience that began decades ago, when studios discovered that kids would turn out to see almost any piece of junk on any weekend provided the marketing departments did their jobs. Movies weren’t the only coarseners of pop culture, but they led the way, with the eager assent of the paying public. The dumbing-downers were so successful for so many years—and became so beholden to a small coterie of popular stars—that they dumbed themselves down to a level of trivialization where reality and reckless fantasy were no longer readily distinguishable. As Hollywood spectaculars go, “The Interview” was long in the making.”

Oh, that’s so true… unfortunately.

According to 'The Guardian' and many other news sources, the aforementioned James Franco was paid $6.5 million for his stint in the cinematic offering.



"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion." Fred Allen (1894-1956), American comedian.


Thursday, 18 December 2014

HACKROBATICS

According to the BBC website 17.12.2014, two decades after its London premiere, the musical comedy, ‘City of Angels’, has returned to the stage at London's Donmar Warehouse.

The film noir-inspired musical was created by Cy Coleman, Larry Gelbart and lyricist David Zippel. Yes, that’s the same Larry Gelbart who, when receiving a Tony Award, grasped the opportunity to speak the writer's eternal lament: “Why does everyone else think they can do what I do, but only after I've done it?”‘

Director Josie Rourke told the BBC it took on modern issues about self-identity and integrity.

"In the universe of the Sony hack, we are left questioning how deeply we believe in what we do and how honest we are with ourselves," she said.

Hopefully, having read the postings on this blog, my regular reader will know that I do believe deeply in what I do, and I am very honest with myself. Of course, I can’t speak for other people, and I wouldn’t presume to, but I do offer advice in this direction to ego-trippers, and I repeat, at the risk of becoming boring (CUE SHOUTS OF “NAY, NAY, AND THRICE NAY!”) “However well you do a show you can always do it better!” I adopted that maxim a long time ago when I was active in the amateur theatre. I can’t remember reading it anywhere, neither anyone communicating it to me, it just seemed so obvious. It’s a truism, isn’t it?

With regards to the Sony hack (sounds like a Country and Western singer!), apparently, the vast trove of documents stolen included an “early version” of the script for the next James Bond film, ‘Spectre. Well, I refuse to send out copies of my scripts as e-mail attachments, explaining to enquirers that the part of Yorkshire where I was born, bred and still live, is serious Luddite country, and we do not trust modern technology, consequently, I have no desire to have my work floating around in cyberspace… if that is what it’s called. Still if hackers can get to Sony, the White House, the United States military and NASA computers, what chance has yours truly got of his scripts not being snaffled?

Personally, I would have difficulty hacking into a matchbox with a felling axe!


Saturday, 22 November 2014

COMEDY KEYSTONES

In his 1980 tribute to the animation director “Tex” Avery, fellow director, “Chuck Jones” shared six lessons that he learned about comedy from working with Avery in the 1930s.

Amongst them were…

“You must love what you caricature. You must not mock it… unless it is ridiculously self-important… “

“If you are in that trade of helping others to laugh and to survive by laughter, then you are privileged indeed.”

“Remember always that character is all that matters in the making of great comedians, in animation, and in live-action.”

“Keep always in your mind, your heart and your hand that timing is the essence, the spine, and the electrical magic of humour.”

In a career spanning over 60 years, Charles Martin Jones (1912-2002) made more than 300 animated films, winning three Oscars as director, and in 1996 an honorary Oscar for Lifetime Achievement. He helped bring to life many of Warner Bros. most famous characters: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd and Porky Pig. The list of characters he created himself includes Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote, Marvin the Martian, and Pepe le Pew.

Animator, cartoonist, voice actor, and director, Frederick Bean Avery, (1908-1980), was a descendant of Daniel Boone and the infamous Judge Roy Bean. He did his most significant work for the Warner Bros. and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studios. Avery is widely considered the original cartoon gag-man, famous for wild takes, breaking the fourth wall and medium conventions, and stretching every joke to its comedic limit.

I have often said that we can learn from the learned… unless of course we think we know it all!

Friday, 14 November 2014

THE FOOD OF LOVE...


No, this is not about passion fruit or dates, it’s about music, which of course, has charms to soothe a savage breast, soften rocks, bend a knotted oak, and leap tall buildings in a single bound!

My regular reader will remember that towards the end of last year I reported the windup of Wikifonia, the lead sheet database, from which skillions of sheet music could be downloaded without login or subscription. So, there it was… gone like a long dog!

Since then, I have come across some ‘fake books’ that are available on the supersnicket,.and there is a chance that you might be able to find something to include in you show

Wikipedia defines a fake book as… “…a collection of musical lead sheets intended to help a performer quickly learn new songs. Each song in a fake book contains the melody line, basic chords, and lyrics* - the minimal information needed by a musician to make an impromptu arrangement of a song, or "fake it."

The sites are…

archive.org/details/fakebooks
archive.org/details/fakebook_the-firehouse-jazz-band-fake-book
meetup.com/NYCUkuleleJam/messages/boards/thread/5186315
valdez.dumarsengraving.com/557JazzStandards.PDF
jososoft.dk/yamaha/sheets.htm
realbooksite.com

Happy searching!

Only today, I happened upon the following site, which is in French, mes amis...

partitionsdechansons.com/

If you don’t parlez français, a quick translation will inform you that… “This website hosts only free songs free songs or filed with the consent of the author (?). Apart from these partitions, this site is a huge directory of free sheet music. It scans, it looks, it selects and offers all the best of the web PDF documents as links.”

Websites listed are offered not as recommendations, but purely for information. I have no connection with any of them, and I advise that anyone looking to download sheet music reads the conditions that pertain, before they press the return key.


*I still use the correct term, i.e. ‘lyric’, which The Free Dictionary defines as “The words of a song.”, but adds, “Often used in the plural.” Now, that’s dumb, because the word ‘words’ is already plural!


Monday, 3 November 2014

A RIGHT PASTING!
Today I discovered a NODA review of a production of one of my scripts, which refers to a “schoolroom scene”. This is news to me, since I didn’t write it. It didn’t get there by accident. Person or persons unknown must have made it up, and sneaked it into the script.

As I have mentioned before, on the reverse of the title page of all my scripts are ‘IMPORTANT NOTES’ with the instruction, ‘PLEASE READ CAREFULLY’. Note number ‘5’ clearly states…

“No alteration to the title or script should be made without the author’s consent. All approved alterations of or suggestions for the script become the authors’ property.”

I received no communication from anyone requesting consent for the inclusion of a schoolroom scene. It would appear that not one person in the company, or on the committee, had the gumption to say, “Hang on a minute… we’ll have to check that out with G.Wizz Promotions”. It’s naughty, and it’s haughty!

Would these amateur societies change Chekov, alter Alan Ayckbourn, or revise Rodgers and Hammerstein? I think not!

I’m as cross as two sticks, but I have a solution, dear reader.

In my blog, ‘WRITES AND WRONGS’ 29.11.2011, I suggested that one way of dealing with these toplofty transgressors would be to “go round and re-arrange their furniture.”

However, I have decided that’s too good for ‘em. So… I am going to get together a group of gagsters, and when the smart alec/alice is somewhere else, we’ll descend on their domicile and redo the décor. Using gallons of gunge, we’ll paper the place in the style of a slosh scene from panto… with no splash spared!


Thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges!